Elgiva Box Office 01494 582 900

Elgiva Box Office 01494 582 900

The Old Man Movie: Lactopalypse

A madcap, stop-motion tale about saving the world from a cataclysmic bovine explosion.
1 hour 28 minutes
Rated15

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Wed13thMar1:30pm8:00pm

In a remote Estonian village, three children from the city are forced to spend the summer on their grandfather’s farm.

Determined to make them see the simple beauty of country living, he sets them to work, only to have the little scumbags accidentally set loose his prized and thoroughly mistreated cow.

Now they have only 24 hours to find and milk the rogue bovine before its exponentially expanding udders explode and unleash the Lactopalypse.

This film is showing as part of the Chiltern Film Society season. Showings are open to non-members. Seating is unreserved – simply purchase a ticket and choose your seat when you arrive.   

4/5

“This animated combination of cynicism and grotesquerie has as much energy as Aardman and double the WTF quotient  

The Guardian

In Estonian
with English subtitles

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